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“Don’t Make Me Turn This Ark Around” Funny Religious T-Shirt – Noah’s Ark Inspired Faith Humor

“Don’t Make Me Turn This Ark Around” Funny Religious T-Shirt – Noah’s Ark Inspired Faith Humor

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This soft, breathable t-shirt is your comfortable, daily statement of faith. Designed for effortless wear, its simple message is a powerful, quiet witness in your everyday life. Wear your truth with ease and let this tee serve as a gentle, constant reminder of the hope and grace that guides you.

Product Features

- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft feel
- Breathable and lightweight fabric ideal for layering
- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape through wear
- Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations
- Manufactured sustainably and ethically with a focus on fair labor practices

Sizing Chart

Size Chart - T-Shirts

Use this chart to find your perfect fit:

Sizes S M L XL 2X 3X
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Sleeve Length (inches) 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Tolerance (inches) ±1.5 ±1.5 ±1.5 ±1.5 ±1.5 ±1.5

How to measure:

  • Width: Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
  • Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem
  • Sleeve Length: Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the sleeve
  • Tolerance: Measurements may vary by ±1 inch due to the nature of the fabric and manufacturing process

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU Information

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean

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